Fri 27 Jun 2008
Chalo tumko batata hun jo ye ek raaj hai pyare;
Meri aawaaj k pichhe bhi ek aawaaj hai pyare!
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Usane fenke mujh pe patthar our main paani ki tarah;
Our ooncha, our ooncha our ooncha uth gaya!
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Saawan men wo na aaye to hamne yahi kiya;
Jhoole pe unka naam likha our jhula diya!
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Duniyaa ne mujh pe fenke the patthar jo behisaab;
Maine unhi ko jod k ek ghar bana liya!
Mon 23 Jun 2008
Fiza ne jab dariya mein pani ko sehlaya
To jitne bal khake paani kinaron se takraya
Utani Baar Ae Khuda tu Yaad aaya
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Jab baarish ki boondo ne dharti ko chooma
Humne zameen par bikharte sitaaro ko paya
Jitne sitaaron ko saawan ne barsaya
Utani Baar Ae Khuda tu Yaad aaya
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Fiza ne jab gulshan mein foolo ko mehkaya
to jitani baar mehak ko humnei apni saanson mein paya
Utani Baar Ae Khuda tu Yaad aaya
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baadlon ke peeche se jab
suraj yun muskaya
uski naram kirano se tune
jab zindagi ki Lau (fire) ko jalaya
Utani Baar Ae Khuda tu Yaad aaya
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Gulshan ki raahon se jab main guzra
to jitane khushgwaar ehsaaso ko maine kareeb paya
Utani Baar Ae Khuda tu Yaad aaya
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Ae kaash ke tu har waqt
Yun hi mere saatjh rahe
Na main kuch kahun
Tu bhi khamosh hi rahe
Bas nazron se nazrein
Isharon mein baatein kahe
Aur dekh kar yun humein
KOI aur deewana bhi yeh kahe
KI AE KHUDA TU YAAD AAYA
AE KHUDA TU YAAD AYA…..
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Shukriya
Mon 23 Jun 2008
Kamosh Zabaan Ke Lafzon Mein
Kuch Posheeda Si Baatein Hai
In Posheeda Si Baaton Mein
Kuch Chahat Ki Barsaatein Hain
In Baaton Ko Hum Muddat Se
Seenay Mein Chhupaye Bethey Hain
Kuch Paaye Bina Kuch Kho Dena
Ye Piyaar Mein Ham Ne Seekha Hai
Sooraj Mein, Chand Sitaron Mein
Har Shai Main Tumhi Ko Dekha Hai
Dharkan Mein Bhi Naghma Ban Kar
Saagar Ki Tarah Tum Behtey Ho
Ye Piyaar Nahi To Tumhi Kaho…
Phir Piyaar Kisey Tum Kehtey Ho?
Mon 23 Jun 2008
Wo to majborioon main lipti hain
Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main
Apney ander chhupi ek aurat main
Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Na to jeeti hain na to marti hain
Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti
Per Hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Apne reeti or rawajoon se
Any waley naye azaboon se
Zardurat main khily ghulaboon se
Pyaar kerti hain or chhupati hain
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hot
Kyuon ki majborioon main lepti hain
Or her lamha darti rehti hain
Apney pyaar se apney saye se
Apney rishton se dil ki dharkan se
Apni khowahish se apni kushioon se
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti !!!
Mon 23 Jun 2008
1. On being Late:
“Kab shuru hua?”
“Attendance ho gayi kya??”
“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”
“Mein kya karu, wo bathroom mein ghusa hua tha”
“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu…….. . bolna …….. kal kya padaya tha sir ne”
“Kal se pakka class karunga”
“Ek page de na………. abe pen bhi to de…….”
“Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”
2. During the lecture:
“Yesss !!!! Sir…….The answer is …….huuuummmmm. ……aaaaaaaa. ……… ..”
“No sir…..I know the answer …….sir.. ..”
“Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai”
“Abe lecture ko chod….. dekh wo kya lag rahi hai aaj……..”
“Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha…….gadha. ……”
“Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha movie dekhne chalte hain ”
“Heads, we go Movie , Tails, we go Movie now!!!”
“class khatam hote hi Soft drink chahiye….. .”
3. Lab
“Expt. 2 Kiya kya??”
“Isme Karna kya hai??”
“Yeh bhai…..mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata…….. ”
“Are tu to bura maan gaya……. dikha na………”
4. Tests
“Tests???? …..Aree yaar…… ”
“Kya…… abe Test mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya hoga….”
“Boss….. hogaya…… aur nahi ho sakta……. .jaan nahi de sakta……. ”
“Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?”
“Aaj kounsa test hai?”
“Oye Mera dost kaha hai……uska roll number mere baad hai…….wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail….”
After test……
“yaar pada tha….recall nahi kar paya…….chhod na ……. Canteen chalega…”
5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)
“I was in the class, lecturer mark karna bhool gaya ”
“Oye usko thoda khus kar list se tera naam hata dega…….. ”
“Bola tha proxy regularly maar……. Saale teri class karne ka kya faida hua…..”
6. Late submission of Projects
“Maine usko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assignment bhi saath mein submit kar dena”
“Last date extend hui thi”
“I didn’t know the last date”
“Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya…….”
“They should allow XEROX……. .”
7 . After exam
“Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?”
“Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?”
“Ye Kaunsi book me tha”
“1st mein 3 marks…..2nd mein 0…….3rd mein 2…….Gaya. ……… fail pakka……. ”
“Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena…….. wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar……”
8 VIVA (b4 exam)
“Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga”
“Aeee……Rohit. ….terese kya poocha…… .”
“External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya…….”
“Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak preparation nahi hui hai”
9 . VIVA (General)
“Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala, then watz the point”
“Roll no. 1 aur 2 ki watt laga di hai”
“External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai”
“Ye kounse unit mein aata hai”
10 . Submission
“Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?”
“Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?”
“Jai ho computer baba ki……jai ho Ctrl C – Ctrl V ki…….”
“Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?”
“Ye tune kya likha hai????”
(The best one)
“Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uski drawing nikal”
“Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??”
” Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar.”
“Koi hint…….. ”
“Are baba ghasit de……..na tu samjega na wo……..”
12. Exam
“Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai who aata hai”
“ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai”
“ye last time hi poochha thaa”
“tere paas is ke notes hai??”
“woh chapter… mark weightage 6 marks… (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)”
“nahi samjha to rat le”
“External ke aane ke pura scene hai……. ”
“Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai……..”
“Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha…….issmein to anda aata hai……”
“Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya……..”
…….. bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai ………
…….. Aaj har wo baat yaad aati hai…….
…….. kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain ……..
…….. kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain ……..
…….. abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai ……..
…….. Dopahar ki class mein aakhen band karne ka man karta hai……
…….. hostel ke chat ki wo raat yaad aati hai ……..
…….. exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak bahut pyari lagti hai ……..
…….. tab ki bekar lagne wali photo’s chehre pe hasi laati hai …….
…….. Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai. ……..
…….. Par tumhari galti dekhne ka man karta hai……..
…….. Aaj tum bahut yaad aate ho…….
……..fir waise hi subah uthne ka man karta hai……..
……..bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai……..
……..bas ek bar aur …….
……..wapas lautne ka man karta hai
Mon 23 Jun 2008
Ager main yeh janta
Tere pass Dil Nahi
Balkah Seeny main
sang e mur mur ka ik tukra hai
to meri jaan
kabhi na tum se dil lagata
kabhi na tum se pyaar kerta
Ager mujhe es ka ilam hota
kah sabez ankhain
to bewafai ki hain alamat
kabhi na main
en main jhank ker
tum se
apni ankhon ko chaar kerta
Ager mujhe es ka ilam hota
ke teri zulfon k jaal main
main ulajh ke
phir na nikal sakon ga
kabhi na main
unn k saye main beth ker
gum apna iqrar kerta
ager mujhe es ka hota ihsas
husan tera fareeb tha
khud meri nazar ka
kabhi na be ikhtiaar ho ke
main apni jaan o dil ko
tum per nisaar kerta
mager meri jaan
sach to yeh hai
haqeeqatain talakh hi sahi per
kadi jawani ke
garam khoon ki harartoon main
tamam jazbaat andhy hoty hain
khawahishon ke ubalty lawey ke samnay
kuch nahi theherta
jo apny jadbaat ke sumader main doob jaye
hazar koshish kare
phir nahi ubherta
Isi liay Jaan
sach to hai
yeh sara kuch janty huye bhi
main manta hoon
main janta hoon
yeh dil mery apny buss main hota
YA MUJH KO BE IKHTIAAR KERTA
MAIN PHIR BHI
TUM SE HI PYAAR KERTA!!
Mon 23 Jun 2008
Behte ashqo ki jubaa nahi hoti,
lafzo me mohabbet bayaan nahi hoti,
pyaar karne wala koi mil jaaye tho kadar karna,
knyunki kismat har kisi par meharbaan nahi hoti
Mon 23 Jun 2008
Unhone dekha aur aansu ghir pade,
bhari barsaat me jaise phul bhikar pade,
dukh vo nahi ki unhone hume alvida kaha,
dukh tho ye hai ki uske baad vo khud ro pade…
Mon 23 Jun 2008
RETH PE NAAM KABHI LIKHTE NAHI
RETH PE LIKHE NAAM KABHI TIKTE NAHI
LOG KEHTE HAI KI HUM PATTHAR DIL HAI
LEKIN PATTHARON PE LIKHE NAAM KABHI MITTE NAHI
ZINDAGI KE ZEHER KO AMRUT BANAKAR PI GAYE HAI
SHUL ME BHI FUL JAISE MUSKURAKAR JI RAHE HAI
MAUT BHI UNHE KYA CHU SAKEGI
JO LAKHO DILO MEIN PYAR BANKAR JI RAHE HAI
KANTO KO CHUNA SIKHAYA NAHI JATA
PHULON KO KHILNA SIKHAYA NAHI JATA
KOI BAN JATA HAI KHUD HI APNA
KISIKO APNA BANAYA NAHI JATA.
TADAP KE DEKHO KISIKI CHAHAT MEIN
TO PATA CHALE KI PYAR KYA HOTA HAI
YUN HI MIL JAYE HAR KOI RAHO MEIN
TOH KAISE PATA CHALE KI INTEZAR KYA HOTA HAI
PYAR SE TAB TAK PYAR MAT KARO
JAB TAK PYAR TUMSE PYAR NA KARE
AGAR PYAR TUMSE PYAR KARE
TOH USE ITNA PYAR KARO KI
WOH KISI AUR SE PYAR NA KARE…..
Mon 23 Jun 2008
Dil Jalta Hai To Jalne De
Aankh Ka Aansoo chalakne De
Dil Mera Dariya Banjayega
Yoon Toot Ke Hum Ko Barasne De
Zakhm Bohat Diye Hain Tu Ne Sanam
In Zakhmon Pe Marham Rakhne De
Bohat Aazmaliya Tum Ne Hamein
Kya Rulata Rehta Hai Kabhi To Muskurane De
Itna Kyoun Mujhe Yaad Aata Hai Tu Aye Zalim
Kabhi To Hum Ko Apni Yaadon Se Riha Hone De
Tujhe Mili Zindagi Mili Hai NAAZ Ko Mout Mager
Jab Bhi Uthe Mera Doola Sanam Apni Gali Se Guzar Jaane De
