May 2009
Monthly Archive
Sat 30 May 2009
Posted by
Rahul under
Hindi Jokes ,
Hindi SMS Comments Off
Aap itraate bahut ho dil ko behlate bahut ho,
Sochte hai apko Dinner per le jaye,
Par kya kare hamara iraada badal jaata hai,
Kyunki aap khate bahut ho…!!
Apki ‘smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya,
Apki ‘smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya,
COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.
Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
“Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai”
Santa to doctor : Dr: when i sleep monkeys play football in my dream..
Dr:no problem just take this medicine before sleep.
Santa: kal se loonga aaj raat ko final hai.
Apko paakar ab khona nahi chahate.
Itna khush ho ker ab rona nahi chahate.
Yeh aalam hai hamara aapki judai se.
Aankho mein neend hai magar sona nahi chahate.
Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi,
Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi,
Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi.
Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha.
Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum,
Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum,
Phool to khubsurat hote hai,
Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum.
Sat 30 May 2009
Posted by
Rahul under
Dosti Shayari Comments Off
tumhe main jab bhi dekhta hoon ,
meri nagahe khamosh ho jati hain,
lekin teri palko ke saye main akar ,
teri inhi pyari jhulfo ko dekhtain hai.
Sanjay Soni
Sat 30 May 2009
Posted by
Rahul under
Hindi SMS Comments Off
LOG KEHTE HAI KI LADKIYAN ZINDAGI HOTI HAI MAOUT NAHI,
MAGAR WO LOG YEH KIYU BHUL JATE HAI,
KI DHOKA BHI ZINDAGI DETI HAI MAUT NAHI..
KAPIL CHAUHAN
Fri 29 May 2009
Posted by
Rahul under
Hindi SMS ,
Hindi Shayari Comments Off
Mera Maqsad Bithana Tha
Usy Jane Ki Jaldi Thi
Mujy Dukhra Sunana Tha
Usy Jane Ki Jaldi Thi
Nahi Tha Waqt Us Ke Pass
Ke Sunta Dastan Meri
Bada Lmba Fasana Tha
Usy Jane Ki Jaldi Thi
Badi Muddat Ki Khwahish Thi Magr Pyasi Rahi Yaro
Galey UsKo Lgana Tha
Usy Jane Ki Jaldi Thi
Nhe Thehra Wo Ek Lmha Jo Raten Thehr Jata Tha
Talluq To Purana Tha
Usy Jane Ki Jaldi Thi
Mai SAGAR Rokta Kese
K Rukna Tha Kahan Us Ne
Usy Her Haal Jana Tha
Usy Jane Ki Jaldi Thi
Tue 26 May 2009
Posted by
Rahul under
Hindi Shayari Comments Off
“Bhoole Hai Rafta Rafta Unhe Muddaton Me Hum
Kishtiyon Me Khudkhushi Ka Maza Humse Puchiye”
Dil dhardknay ka sabab yaad aya
Wo teri yaad thi ab yaad aya
Aaj mushkil tha sambhlna ae dost
to museebat main ajab yaad aya
din guzra tha bari mushkil se
phir tera wada-e-shab yaad aya
tera bhoola huwa peman-e-wafa
mer rahien gay ager ab yaad aya
phir koi log nazer se ghuzray
phir koi sheher-e-tarab yaad aya
haal-e-dil hum bhi sunatay lekin
jab wo rukhsat huwa tab yaad aya
beth ker saya-e-gul main nasir
hum buhat roye jab wo yaad aya
Aap Agar Saath hote toh kyaa hota
Har Pal jaise jannat sa Ahesaas hota
Naa kuch mera naa tumhara hota
Jo kuch hota ek duje ka hota
Har Pal jeene ka ek apna hi mazaa hota
Khushiyaa toh theek..
Dard bhi hamare aage apne Ghootne tek deta
Aapki aahat pe yeh dil Be-chain hota
Dil Khushiyo se jhoom uthh’ta
Har woh Lamha saath hota
Jo sapno mei mera kaha soon’ta
Waqt aise toh kissi ke liye nahi rukta
Par hamare liye woh bhi Tham jaata
Har pal mein waisa Ishq hota
Jaise Shereen Farhaad ko har pal saath jode rakhta
Alag rehkar bhi unme woh pyaar Jhalakta
Hum saath rehte aur ye jag hamara pyaar dekhta
Khuda ko bhi is baat pe Faqhar hota
Ke maine pyaar jaisa khoobsurat ehsaas banaya…
Mohammed Javeed Ahsan
Tue 26 May 2009
Posted by
Rahul under
Sher Shayari Comments Off
Cheharaa meraa tha nigaahen us ki
Khaamushi men bhi vo baaten us ki
Mere chehare pe ghazal likhati gain
Sher kahati hui aankhen us ki
Shokh lamhon ka pataa dene lagin
Tez hoti hui saansen us ki
Aise mausam bhi guzaare ham ne
Subahen jab apni thin shaamen us ki
Dhyaan men us ke ye aalam tha kabhi
Aankh mahataab ki yaaden us ki
Faisala mauj-e-havaa ne likkha
Aandhiyaan meri bahaaren us ki
Nind is soch se tuuti aksar
Kis tarah katti hain raaten us ki
Duur rah kar bhi sadaa rahati hai
Mujh ko thaame hue baahen us ki
Mon 25 May 2009
Posted by
Rahul under
Dard Shayari Comments Off
Bahut dard saha hai maine ,aansuwon se nahaata hun ab tak
Kaash koi mujhe samjhe,meri tadapti ROOH ka didaar kare
Kitna khud ko tadpaaun,dard- e-dil kitna bardaast karun
Main tut chukka hun ALAM,ya KHUDA koi to mujhse pyaar kare.
Chaaha tha maine kabhi kisi ko tut kar EHSAAS
Nighal chuki waqt ki aandhiyan unko, unhen koi QABR se bedaar kare
Khud ka janaaja kab tak dhoun,ROOH ko kab tak bechain karun
Bardaast nahin hota ye dard ab mujhse,ya KHUDA koi to mujhse pyaar kare.
Khatm huye wo phool saare,jinhen apne haanthon se seencha tha kabhi
Na chubhoyen mujhe,AAH na dard den,in kaanton ko koi to khabardaar kare
Ungliyan saari khoon aalud huyin, UFF pair bhi lahu lahan hue
Koi to in pe merham rakkhe, ya KHUDA koi to mujhse pyaar kare.
Pyaar ko mujhse pyaar nahin,GHAM kembakht hai JONK bani
Khushiyan saari ab chhin chuki hain,dard mera isteqbaal kare
Aansun meri hai zekhm ko dhoti,lahu mere ab merham bane
Khatm na ho jaayen ye bhi ab, ya KHUDA koi to mujhse pyaar kare.
Sun 24 May 2009
Posted by
Rahul under
Hindi Poems Comments Off
Kanto main phulonko khilte hue dekha hai,
Tufano main kashtiyonko sambhalte hue dekha hai,
Andhero ko ujalon main dhalte hue dekha hai,
Hamane waqt ke saath logo ko badalte hue dekha hai,
Kanto main phulo ko……..
Jab jab bhi aaye kisi ki yaad,
jiske bina dil rahetatha hardam udas,
jab wo aakar mila bahot dino ke baad,
Tab aasuonko bhi kushiyonmain badalte hue dekha hai,
Kanto main phulo ko…….
Apne haq ke liye bar bar insano ko ladate hue dekha hai,
Hamane kai acche logonko buri sangat main padate hue dekha hai,
Budhe lachar Maa Baap se jawan bete aur bahu ko,
zagadate hue dekha hai,
Banate bante kam ko kai bar bigadate hue dekha hai,
Kanto main phulo ko…….
Hamane kai baar apne matalab ke liye,
khun ke rishton ko bhi tutate hue dekha hai,
Apni jeb bharne ke liye dusro ko lootate hue dekha hai,
Aur pakade jane par choro-jebkataronko marte dum tak,
pitate hue dekha hai,
Apne hi desh ke logonko dharm aur jati ke naam pe,
batate hue dekha hai,
Kanto main phulo ko……..
BHARAT DESH hai hamara,
Jag main hai sab se pyara,
jab jab bhi kabhi ispar aanch aayee kisiki,
Tab tab desh ke shur-veer jawano ko,
Matrubhumi ki raksha main Amar hote hue dekha hai.
JAI HIND JAI BHARAT
Sun 24 May 2009
Posted by
Rahul under
Hindi SMS Comments Off
Thank you very much friends
Aap ke der sare reply aur comments
pad pad ke bahut he acha lag raha hai.
Maine bahut sare logo ko reply dia hai
Par mujhe lagbag 500 reply mile hai jinka reply
personally dena bahut muskil lag raha hai.
Is lie mai aap sabi logo ko thank you kaheti hu
Aap sabi ko mera mail pasand aaya is lie
mai bahut bahut kush hun.
Ganesh ji ki krupa se aap ko thode aur sms
bejh rahi hu aap ko jarur pasand ayenge.
Friends mera nivedan hai ki aap be mere sms
padiye aur apane doston ko be forward kare.
Your Friend- Neha
Aaj ke baad tum mujhe call mat karana,
Na SMS karana,Baat bhi mat karana,
Milane ki koshish to bhul se bhi mat karana,
Kyonki Doctor ne mujhe
Mithi cheejo se dur rahane ko kaha hai.
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Vishwas karana hum dosti apani nibayenge,
Agar khuda bhi bulayega to kah denge,
Ki dost agar ijajat dega to he aayenge.
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Mere marane ke baad aap kisi ki ho,
Aap ko chut hai,
Hum dil se chahate hai tumhe,
Isme bhi nahi juth hai.
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Tum aise nikaloge ye sochkar mera dil rota hai,
Kya maine he bhura kiya tha,
Mere sath he aisa kyon hota hai?
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Lakh koshish kare chahe duniya,
Kuch kar nahi payegi,
Mere marane se pahale tak,
Tumhari doli kahi nahi jayegi.
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Sun 24 May 2009
Posted by
Rahul under
Funny Shayari Comments Off
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya
Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua!
Manjoor Ali
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