Hindi Shayari – Dil Ki Baat, Shayari Ke Saath!

Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hain,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baithe hain,
Par haaye re meri kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

avinashkundan368@gmail.com
9910089467

Saari umr hum
Guest service main mar gaye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do
Saari umr hum
Guest service main mar gaye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again

Kandhon ko laptop
Ke bojh ne jhukaya

Guest se jhoot bolna tho khud
Manager ne sikhaya

Medical ki joothi report laaoge to chhuti, varna kismat futi
Guest service kar kar ke pada Dimag pe
FRONT OFFICE, F B, FOOD PRODUCTION AND HOUSE KEEPING ka bukhar.

Is Project ne to sala poora..
Poora bheja pakka daala

Career to gaya
GF bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
jeene do jeene do
Career to gaya
GF bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
jeene do jeene do

Saari umru hum
Guest service main jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Rose Lotus

Mausam ki tarha halat badalte hai apne bhi halat badal jayee ge.
Aj who hame bhul gaye to kay kal hum bhi unhe kise aur k liyee bhool jaye ge
mausam ki tarha halal badl jayee ge.
mazhar_jsr@hotmail.com

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.
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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Santa Singh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
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Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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Hello Friendsssssssssssssssssssssss how s everybody

1. Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai …
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?????????????
hahaha………….

2.Jab tota ……
Jab tota huwa dirty
tote se boli mena
jab tota huwa dirty
tote se boli mena
why u worry?????
surf excel hai na!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rakesh Dadhich

Dekha unhone hume jab apni tirchi nazron se Hum to madhosh hi ho gaye, Jab pata chala k nazrein hi tirchi hai, Hum to behosh hi ho gaye!

Hi friends,
a shayri to tease a stranger beside u,

harri thi, manbhari thi, baju me baiti thi
ji chahata ki gale se lagalu, lekin public jo khadi thi…

Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli
Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai

PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai

usne mehndi laga rakhi thi
humne uski doli utha rakhi thi
hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi
issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi

APPLE KAT’TA HO KNIFE SE
PANI PITA HO PIPE SE
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAI
JUTAI KHATA HO TUM WIFE SE

Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya,
Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai,
Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya.

Internet par ladki pataayi
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi
Internet par divorce ho gaya
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
TO KISI NE KASAM KHAI HAI
Tum WO MAJNOO HAI
JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Na ishq karna mere yaar
ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
na karna in par aitbar
ye kharch bahut karwati hai
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
or number mera lagati hai

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi..

Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab PYAAR kehte hain!

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,
To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.

DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM
AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE
YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO
BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE

Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hai..

Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Jab saans wahan par
leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai

DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM
AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE
YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO
BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya
Usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.
Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,
Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.

Har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai,
Har chowk pe ladkiyan bitha rakhi hai,
Na jane kis raste se aap aaoge,
Isliye har ladki ko ek-ek raakhi thama rakhi hai.

Mail is Composed and Sent by
Syed Hassan Ali

Duniya badal gayi hai chatting se
Hoti hai ab hacking chatting se
Nikalna ho gaya sabka band chatting se
Kyunki hoti hain ab to setting chatting se

Pehle karte hum dost baatein cafe mein
Peetay the coffee waghera cafe mein

Duniya ho gayi hai bekar chatting se
Hoti hain kharab aakhein chatting se

Khoob hoti thi masti cafe mein
Khailte they mazaak kia karte they
Ab to hoti hai baat to who bhi chatting se
Bekaar ho gaya hai telephone chatting se
Ho jaati hai ab voice chat chatting se

Pata nahin tha kya matlab hota hai asl ka
Pata chal gaye sare matlab chatting se
Ho rahein hain badnam Log chatting se
Karta nahin koi angrez baatein
humse chatting se

Kehtay hain key aati hai English chatting se
Ashiqe kehta hai ho gayi hai English
kharab chatting se Hoti thi
bari dhoom dhaam se shadi Nikah ho raha hain
ab chatting se

Ab to aisa lagta hai key janab
Mohabbat ho gayee hai chatting se !

Your Ashiqe Dewana

Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!
Kunal Malhotra