Hindi Shayari – Dil Ki Baat, Shayari Ke Saath!

Achhi jindagi jine ke do Tarike hai–

1) Jo ‘PASAND’ hair use ‘HASIL’ karna sikh lo.

Ya Phir

2) Jo ‘HASIL’ ho use hi ‘PASAND’ karna sikh lo.

Aap itraate bahut ho dil ko behlate bahut ho,
Sochte hai apko Dinner per le jaye,
Par kya kare hamara iraada badal jaata hai,
Kyunki aap khate bahut ho…!!

Apki ‘smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya,
Apki ‘smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya,
COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.

Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
“Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai”

Santa to doctor : Dr: when i sleep monkeys play football in my dream..
Dr:no problem just take this medicine before sleep.
Santa: kal se loonga aaj raat ko final hai.

Apko paakar ab khona nahi chahate.
Itna khush ho ker ab rona nahi chahate.
Yeh aalam hai hamara aapki judai se.
Aankho mein neend hai magar sona nahi chahate.

Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi,
Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi,
Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi.

Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha.

Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum,
Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum,
Phool to khubsurat hote hai,
Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum.

sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai
sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai
aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai
ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,
Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon,
Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa raha hoon,
Na jane khud ko kaun si manzil par liye ja raha hoon.

Doodh Mein Uria, Mineral Water Mein Castic Soda,
Pepsi Aur Coke Mein Pesticide, Yani Pani Wani Bhi Kharab,
Ab Hum Kya Kare, Pure Bachi Bhi Hai To Sirf Yeh Sharab..

Botal Chupa dena kafan mein meri
Shamshan mein piya karunga
Jab mangega hisab khuda ;
To use bhi peg bana kar diya karunga…

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega

jaane kyon log flirt karte hain
jaane kyon woh affairs chalate hain
jaane kyon….jaane kyon…
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon

affairs bin jeene main rakha kya hai
affair jiska nahi woh tanha hai
affair 100 rang lekar ata hai
affair hi zindagi sajaata hai

log chup-chupkar affair chalate hain
aur sabke samne frnds ban jate hain
jaane kyon..jaane kyon,,,
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon

affair best frnds main ladai karata hai
affair main banda pagal ho jarta hai
affair na chahte hue bhi chal jata hai
affair bahut badnami karata hai
akhir main har ladai ka base ban jata hai
jaane kyon ..jaane kyon
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaanekyon

lekin kabhi kabhi ye payar main convert ho jata hai
jhoot har such aur such har jhoot ho jata hai
payar ki gaadi main 5th gear lag jata hai
aur yun affair zindagi ka safar ban jata hai
jaane kyon… jaane kyon

sardar : aj maine apni class main sub se pyari larki phansa li..
frnd : wo kaisey ?
saradr : class lagi thi ..maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke phainka.
jahaza teacher ke pass chala gaya.
us ne ghusey se pocha yeh kis ne phainka ?
maine us larki ka naam lay liya
Phans gaye Bichari

Raat 3 baje santa apni wife ko jor se dhakka dene laga

Wife: Kya hua ?
Santa : Tum Nind ki Goli lena bhul Gayi !