Hindi SMS


Joh bhi sapne dekhe pura hi nahin hua
Joh bhi sahi socha sab bura hi hua
Rab ab tu dede mujhe zeher, ya de koyi davaa
Mere eesh toote dil ko to de koyi sila…

Main kaise yakeen karloon
Ke mera sapna toot gaya
Yeh kisi dushman ki badduva hain
Ya mera hi rab mujhse rooth gaya…

Cute Indian Girls

Chiraagon ki roshni jab zara hili,
laga tumhari ek aahat si mili,
jaake dekha jab dar pe,
to phir wahi kafir hawa mili..
`
Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone dnge
meri zindagi me Suraj nikle na nikle
teri zindagi me kabhi sham hone na denge
`
Wafa Me Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,
Woh Sach KaheNaKahe Aetabar Karna Hai.
Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua,
Mujhe Tau Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai.
`
Baad Marne K Mere Tum Jo Kahani Likhna
Kaise Barbaad Hui Meri Jawani Likhna.
Yeh Bhi Likhna K Mere Hont Hansi Ko Tarse,
Umer Bhar AnkhSe Behta Raha Pani Likhna.
`
Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaron,
Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaron.
Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara,
Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaaron….
`
Dilo ko khridne wale hazar mil jayege,
aap ko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayege,
milega na aapko hm jesa koi,
milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayege.
`
And this one my favourite:

Manzile bhi
uski thi, Rasta bhi uska tha. Ek main akela tha, Kafila bi uska tha..

Sath-Sath
chalne ki soch
bi uski thi, Fir raasta
badalne ka
faisla bhi uska tha…

Aaj kyo akela
hoon, Dil sawal karta hai, Log to uske the,
Kya KHUDA bhi uska tha….?

Dard se hath na milate to or kya karte,
Gam ke aansoo na bahate to or kya karte.
Usne maangi thi humse roshni ki dua,
Hum khud ko na jalate to or kya karte.
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Haqikat jaan lo juda hone se pahle,
Meri sun lo apni suna ne se pahle.
Ye soch lena bhulane se pahle,
Bahut royi hein ye aankhen muskurane se pahle.
———— ——— ——— ——— ——–
Chahat wo nahi jo jaan deti hai,
Chahat wo nahi jo muskaan deti hai.
Ae dost chahat wo hai,
Jo pani mein gira aansoo pehchan leti hein.
———— ——— ——— ——— ——–
Bahut chaha usko jise hum pa na sake,
Khayalo me kisi or ko le na sake.
Usko dekh ke aansoo to ponch liye,
Lekin kisi or ko dekh ke muskura na sake.
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Jindagi ke liye jeena jaroori hai,
Jinake liye armaan jaroori hai,
Dil me chahe hajaro gam ho,
Phir bhi tere chehre pe muskaan jaroori hai.
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Lekar ham doosro ki hasi kya kare,
Jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
Tanha jeene se behtar hai mar jaaye ham,
Jab saath aapka nahi to jindagi jee kar kya kare.
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Na karta shikayat jamaane se koi,
Agar maan jaata manaane se koi,
Kisi ko koi kyon yaad karta,
Agar bhool jaata bhoolane se koi…
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Kisi ko dil to kisi ko diladaar mile,
Kisi ka phool to kisi ko phoolon ke haar mile,
Kisi ko khushi to kisi ko pyaar mile,
Par har janm me hame tere jaisa ‘dildaar’ mile…
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Koi gila na koi shikwa raha aapse,
Ye aarju hai ek silsila bana rahe aapse,
Bas ek ummeed hai aapse,
Khafa na hona agar ham khafa rahe aapse!!!
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Dil ko kitna sambhala ki,
Dil abhi rook ja wo abhi yaha aayegi,
Hame kya pata tha ki wo aate hi jaane ka bahana banayegi.
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Kaajal banke teri aankhon me samaane ki tamanna hai,
Dawa banke tera dard mitaane ki tamanna hai,
Yun to haasil hai jamaane ki har cheej mujhe,
Sirf ek baar tujhe apne pyaar ke roop me paane ki tamanna hai…
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Ham to tujhe bhool chuke the lekin,
Na jaane kyon log teri yaad dilaane aaye,
Ye kya kam hai ki teri gali me tere deedaar ki khaatir,
Ham tujhe kisi aur ke milne ke bahaane aaye.
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Log apna banake chod dete hai…
Rishta gairo se jod lete hai…
Ham to ek phool bhi na tod sake…
Log to dil bhi tod dete hai.
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Tadap ke dekh kisi ki chaahat me
To pata chale intjaar kya hota hai,
Yun mil jaaye agar koi bina tadap ke,
To kaise pata chale pyaar kya hota hai?
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Kudrat ke karishmo me agar raat na hoti,
Khwabon me bhi unse mulakaat na hoti,
Yah dil hi to hai gam ki vajah,
Yah dil hi na hota to kal baat na hoti…
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Ban ke ehasaas meri dhadkan ke paas rahte ho,
Tasweer ban ke meri aankhon ke paas rahte ho,
Aaj puchate hai ek sawaal tumse,
Kya door rahkar tum bhi udaas rahte ho?
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Aasaan nahi hota kisi ko bhoolana,
Chaahe wo apna ho ya begana,
Dil ki baate bas samajhta hai dil hi,
Inhe kya samajhega ye jaalim jamana??
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Aansu se palke bheego leta hu,
Yaad teri aati hai to ro leta hu,
Socha ki bhoola du tujhe magar,
Har baat faisla badal deta hu.
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Tumko chaahne waale gam na honge,
Waqt ke saath magar ham na honge,
Apna pyaar chaahe kisi ko bhi dena,
Par teri yaad ke hakdaar ham hi honge.
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Nigaahe aapki pahchaan hai hamari,
Muskurahat aapki shaan hai hamari,
Rakhna hifaajat aap apne ko,
Kyonki saanse aapki jaan hai hamaari…
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Kah ke dekh liya,
Chup rah ke bhi dekh liya,
Kya kare jab unhone hi khamosh kar diya,
Unse baat karne ke liye ham bahut tadapte hai,
Kya kare jab hamaare koo karne se bhi wo bhadakte hai.
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Jo dil ke kareeb ho use rooswa nahi karte,
Yu apni mohabbat ka tamaasha nahi karte,
Khamosh rahenge to ghutan aur badhegi,
Apno se koi baat chupaya nahi karte…
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Yaad karne ke liye koi cheej chaahiye,
Aap nahi to aap ki tasweer chaahiye,
Par tasweer aapki hamara dil bahla na sakegi,
Kyonki wo aapki tarah muskura na sakegi.
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Tanhaai le jaati hai jaha tak yaad tumhari,
Wahi se shuru hoti hai jindagi hamaari,
Nahi socha tha chahenge ham tumhe is kadar,
Par ab to ban gaye ho tum kismat hamaari.
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Raat itani haseen thi,
Ki saare so rahe the,
Ham hi aise badnaseeb the,
Jo aapki yaad me ro rahe the.
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Ham labo se kah na paaye,
Unase haal-e-dil kabhi,
Aur wo samjhe nahi yah,
Khamoshi kya cheej hai…
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Yakeen karo ham par ham tumhe chod nahi sakte,
Dosti ki in hawao ka rookh mod nahi sakte,
Jis rishte ko banane me lag gaye barso hamko,
Us rishte ko palbhar me tod nahi sakte.
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Dil me deep jalaane se kya hoga,
Raah me aag lagane se kya hoga,
Jinhe hamaari yaad bhi nahi aati,
Unhe SMS karne se kya hoga…

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Neha Shah
nehashah20f@gmail.com

Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

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kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chodo nahi jaate.
`

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bheer mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein…..
`

Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud apni saanson ko rok payo ge kaise
`

Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
Zuban kholu to tera he naam aaye
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye
`

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
`

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
`

Kya aankhein hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…
maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai….
`

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki farmaish karte hain….
`

Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bahaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko
`

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
`

Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain.
`

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
man mein har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
`

Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,
hum tumhare to hain ye kya kam hai?
`

Chehre pe ashkon ki lakeer si ban gayi
Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi
humne to chalaayi thi reet pe ungli
gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi
`

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai kay
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hon kay ghar ki bijli katwa doon
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
`

jawaab teri shayari ka….
denge hum shayari mein….
naam tera likh baithe hain….
apne dil ki diary mein….
`

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye
kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
`

Dil ki awaz bhi sun
mere fasaane pe na jaa
meri nazron ki taraf dekh
zamaane pe na jaa…
`

Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,
auro ko to theek hum ko bhi tabaah kiya,
pesh kiya jab ghazalon mein un ki bewafaii ko,
auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya
`

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
`

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

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Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye…”ABBA JAAN”…” ABBA JAAN”
`

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.
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Apni surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
`

Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fazool hai
ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fazool hai
royo to unke liye
jo tum par nisaar hain
unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain
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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
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Vo sochte honge usko aksar,
jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,
vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,
hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!
`

PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
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Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahra koi nahi.
Pooja-paath se faldayak koi nahi
Ab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dosto me aap jaisa….Nalayak koi nahi!

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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
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If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me.
If u save it thats bcoz u desire me
& if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?
`

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
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Kaun sa gam hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha chedti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chada rakha hai
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Dil ke dard ko dil torne
waala kya jaane
pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane
hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein
upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane
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Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharakna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chod diya
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Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zroor kissi dushman ne udaayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah bnayi hogi
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Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain…
`

Umeedo ki manji toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki larki
bhaiya keh gayi
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Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dinon mein khujli na mite
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye
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Arz kiya hai…..
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha……

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Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
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Dil todna humari aadat nahi
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe
Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
`

You r my sweet SONA
I don’t want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart’s KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
`

If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope
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Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi….!
`

Woh insaan hi kya jo tere hotel ke kharche utha na sakay……
mein chuka kar saare bill zinda rahoon khuda na kare…!!!
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Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi
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jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukele ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thore dhele ho gaye
aur un ke haath peele ho gaye
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Hamne tho umr guzaar-di tanhaai main
seh liye situm teri judaai main
abh-to yeh faryaad hai khudha se
koi aur na tarpe—-teri bewafaai main…
`
Matt puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai?
tu sitam kar le,teri taqkat jaha tak hai,
wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi,unhe hogi,
humein toh dekhna hai,
tu zalim kaha tak hai?
`
Mayoos mat hona, yeh aik guna hota hai
Milta vahi hai jo kismat main likha hota hai
Har cheez milhe humain, yeh zaroori tou nahi
Kuch cheezon ka zikar doosre jahan mein hota hai..
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Jan kar bhi tum mujhe jan na paye,
aaj tak tum mujhe pehchan na paye,
khud hi ki hai bewafai hum ne,
ta ki tujh pe koi ilzaam na aaye…
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Jinki raahon mein humne bhichai the sitare;
Unse kehte hai harpal aansuon ke sahare;
Ho gaye hai saare shikwe kitne kinare;
Magar phir bhi kyun woh huwy na humare!
`
Har ek muskuruhat muskan Nahi hoti,
nafrat ho ya mohabbat aasan nahi hoti,
aansu gam ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai,
inki pehchan aasan nahi hoti…
`
Hum agar aapse mil nahi paatay
Aisa nahin kay aap humein yaad nahin aate
Mana ka jahaan kay sab rishtey nibahaye nahin jatey
Par jo bas jatay hai dil mein wo bhulaye nahin jatay..
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Meri Chahat ne Use Khushi De di,
Badle Me Usne Mujhe Sirf Khamoshi De di.
Khuda Se Dua Mangi Marne Ki,
Lekin Usne Bi Tadapne Ke Liye Zindagi De di ……
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aaj ki raat mera darde mohabbat sun le,
kap kapaate hue hontho ki shikayat sun le
aaj izhare khayalat ka mouqa de dy
ham tere shahir me aaye hai musafir ki tarah..
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ulfat mein aksar aisa hota hai,
ankhein hasti hai aur dil rota hai,
mante hai hum jinhe manzil
apni humsafar unka koi aur hota hai.
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Is kadar ham unki mohabbat me kho gaye,
Ki ek najar dekha aur bas unhi ke ham ho gaye,
Aankh khuli to andhera tha, dekha ek sapna tha,
Aankh band ki aur, unhi sapno me phir so gaye.
`
Dosti me dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata,
Hamse tuta hua sheesha dekha nahi jata,
Apne hisse ki khushiya bhi de du tujhe,
Ae dost tera utra hua chehra dekha nahi jaata.
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Din tere khyaal me gujar jaata hai,
Raat ko bhi tera hi khyaal aata hai,
Kabhi-kabhi ye khyaal is kadar bad jaata hai,
Ki aaine me bhi tera chehra najar aata hai.
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Najar jhuki to paimaane bane,
Dil tute to maukhaane bane,
Kuch na kuch to jaroor hai aap me,
Yun nahi ham aapke deewaane bane!!!
`
Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
Hamne bhi gahraai me jaana chod diya,
Jab usko hi doori ka ehasaas nahi,
Hamne bhi ehasaas dilana chod diya.
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